My favorite Woody Allen essay is the Whore of Mensa. The premise is a elderly intellectuals paying young, brilliant female college students to discuss liberal arts with them. It’s short. Check it out here [http://woodyallenitalia.tripod.com/short-uk.html].
Woody Allen interviews Billy Graham
A few Woody Allen quotes I love:
How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?”
“I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.”
“My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.”
“Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness,”
A Life of Wonder 
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